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"Selective Hearing" Funny Statement Tee Description: Got a selective attention span? This "I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today" tee is the perfect tongue-in-cheek way to express your mood. Ideal for anyone who loves a good laugh and values their peace and quiet. Features: Material: 100% cotton for a soft and breathable fit. Fit: Unisex sizing from S-5XL, relaxed fit. Design: Black tee with white text that delivers a clear and funny message. Versatile Wear: Perfect for casual wear or as a humorous gift. Keywords: selective hearing shirt, funny quote tee, sarcastic humor shirt, novelty funny gift, everyday humor apparel. Perfect For: Sarcasm Lovers: Ideal for those who enjoy witty, sarcastic humor. Gift Idea: Great for friends or family who love a good joke! Specifications: Fabric Weight: Medium-weight fabric for comfort and durability. Label: Tear-away label for added convenience. Care Instructions: Machine washable for easy care. Shipping Details: Free economy shipping. Ships within 1-3 business days. Expedited options available. Returns Policy: Returns accepted for defective items with proof for refund or replacement.